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ANARCHY IN SCHOOL
By Hyppy
Disclaimer:
I'm not responsible for what you do with this, but if you
get blamed for anything, I don't know you. Any use of this
(unauthorized) is totally ACCEPTABLE, but at least mention
my name!
School sucks, for all of us that either didn't drop out or
are still under 16. Well, since we don't learn jack from
those underpaid lamers, we might as well have fun at their
expense! However, you have to be very inconspicuous about
it, hence the art of stealth and it usefulness.
Rule #1:
NO DIRECT CONTACT!! The administration, contrary to it's
appearance, can be suprisingly swift and severe! The moral
of the story is: cover up your tracks!!
Connect two Industrial 9V batteries, wad a sheet of
paper around it, and toss it in the trash. You should be
smart enough to use this at the end of class, and also
you should know not to leave any fingerprints, due to
possible pig (er. . .ah, forget it, I'll just call them
pigs) involvement
Replace the chalk with a white crayon, or rub permenant
marker over the dry erase markers.
Slip pot, coke, acid, roofies, etc into someones locker
and call in a 2 day advance bomb threat. The normal
school procedure for this is to search every locker,
closet, and desk on campus. They (hopefully) won't find
any bombs, but they'll see you "friend's" little drug
stash, then (swiftly and severly) arrest/expell him.
Spike the water fountain by injecting vodka through the
intake tube in back.
Print out some child porn and put it on a substitute's
desk Watch the fun on the local news!
Slip a .22 in someone's bag before the metal detector.
Get some Epoxy solution in a syringe and fill in all the
locks of the science department, which will be empty by
the next day, assuming you realize what you did.
Bring some bold cutters (small ones) and clip every
locker in sight, then have your own little looting job
during 5th period.
Take out all the soda machine button labels, leaving all
these people standing around gagging on what they
thought would be coke.
Leave stacks of clearly identifiable counterfeit money
around campus. Laugh as the school idiots go to jail by
the hundreds for possesion of counterfeit notes.
Believe it or not, administration still falls for tacks
on the chair. But, this is the 90's, and we have KrAzY
gLuE!!
That's all for now, folks!